Batgirl/Supergirl: The Makeover

Batgirl: Ugh... What's going on? Where am I?


Batgirl: Oh my god, Kara- I mean, Supergirl?! What are you doing here?!
Supergirl: Batgirl?! She got you too?
Batgirl: She? She who?
???: I believe I can answer that...


Batgirl: Catwoman? What the hell are you doing, you're supposed to be on our side! Let us go!
Catwoman: Oh, don't worry, we're not going to hurt you; we just want to have a bit of fun...
Supergirl: Wait, did you say we-?


Harley Quinn: Yeah, wheeeee! Hiya, Bat-brat! Long time, no see! Who's your friend?
Catwoman: Seriously? You've never heard of Supergirl? She's-
Harley Quinn: Yeah, I know, I'm just messin' with ya! What's it like livin' in Big Blue's shadow, girl scout?


Batgirl: Let's cut to the chase, you two: What do you want?
Catwoman: Oh, nothing, really... We just noticed how tense you seemed to be recently...
Harley Quinn: ...So we were thinkin' of showin' ya a fun time! Try on some clothes, put on make-up... Y'know, girl stuff!


Batgirl: No. Absolutely not.
Catwoman: I thought you'd say that... So if you won't go along willingly, we'll just have to give you a makeover by force!
Harley Quinn: Yeah, and we wrote a song about it too! Ohhhhh...
Batgirl/Supergirl: Groan!


Harley Quinn: We're really sorry 'bout all this, hope those ropes aren't too tight...
Catwoman: They're only there because we really do not want a fight...
Harley Quinn: We noticed you've been kinda sad, it's time you started over...
Catwoman: But maybe you won't feel so bad, after a make... Over? Harley!
Harley Quinn: Sorry, I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with over...


Catwoman: First let's see that pretty face, don't hide it from the light!
Harley Quinn: Hey, what's this pair of glasses for? Thought you had good eyesight!
Catwoman: Get ready girls, it's time to peek, and see what we will see...


Catwoman: Barbara Gordon?!
Harley Quinn: Kara Danvers?!


Catwoman/Harley Quinn: Nah, it couldn't be!


Catwoman: Next let's talk about your clothes, they don't suit you at all!
Harley Quinn: And your homeplanet's tailors must've really dropped the ball!


Catwoman: There! This catsuit's simply perfect, so slimming and so sleek!
Harley Quinn: And super-girl scout over here looks great in "Harley Chic!"


Catwoman: Now, I'll be frank about your hair, that style isn't you...
Harley Quinn: I swear, you're so damn boring, you'll need a brand-new 'do!


Catwoman: Nice and short's the way to go, boy was that a lot of clipping!
Harley Quinn: And with these cutie pigtails you'll look like a schoolgirl skipping!


Batgirl: You may have ruined my great hair-
Supergirl: And my nice outfit too!
Batgirl: -But soon enough, we'll both escape, and then you're really screwed!
Harley Quinn: Oooh! I should write that down!


Catwoman: And now it's time to do make-up; why aren't you wearing any?
Harley Quinn: Honestly, for skin like yours, I'd pay a pretty penny!


Catwoman: Lipstick's really all you need, if you want to get a man...
Harley Quinn: With a little bit of eyshadow, why, you look super, man!
Catwoman: Harley, what did I say about rhyming words with themselves?!
Harley Quinn: Sorry...


Catwoman: You really should accessorize, cat ears are where it's at!
Harley Quinn: Hey, don't give me those laser eyes, it's just a frikkin' hat!


Harley Quinn: We hope you did enjoy our song, but now we bid adieu...
Catwoman: These changes will not last that long, be kind in your review.


Batgirl: I... I look like Catgirl or something! I can't go out in public wearing something this tight!
Supergirl: And now I look like some pervert's schoolgirl fantasy! People were already complaining that my skirt was too short, now they're going to burn me at the stake!


Batgirl: Selina...
Supergirl: Harley...
Batgirl/Supergirl: We're gonna kill you!!!
Catwoman: Harley, quick, the backup plan!
Harley Quinn: Right! Eat playing card, courtesy of Jervis Tetch!


Batgirl: Nnngh!
Supergirl: Gah!


Batgirl: Guhhh...
Supergirl: Duhhh...
Harley Quinn: Did it work?
Catwoman: Yep, looks like there's nobody home... Let's have some fun!


Catwoman: Batgirl, you're going to show off that tight, black catsuit to all of Gotham City...
Batgirl: Uh-huh...
Harley Quinn: Yeah! And Supergirl, you're going to skip around Metropolis like a perky schoolgirl!
Supergirl: Yeah...


Catwoman: ...We should probably get going before someone removes those cards.
Harley Quinn: I know I ain't stickin' around for that to happen! Besides, I'm sure we'll catch it all on the news!


Batgirl: Hello, Gotham City... I'm Batgirl, and I'm here to show you my- Mmmmm... -My tight, black catsuit...
Bystanders: Whistle! Woo! Yeah!
Batgirl: Thanks, boys... Now, who wants to feel just how tight it is? You can put your hands wherever you like...


Supergirl: Skip, skip, skip! Hee-hee! I love to skip!
Bystanders: Is that Supergirl? What's she doing? What kind of example is she setting for our children, parading around in that?!


Batgirl: I'm never going out in public again...
Supergirl: I'm just going to sit in the Fortress until I freeze solid...
Batgirl: ...Is there room over there for one more?
Supergirl: Sure thing, Barb...